30 seconds rule

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.

Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"

Employee: "It fell on

the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"

Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."

by Mackendeez December 20, 2017

Smash the rules

When you are tired of the bullshit and need to start over. All the way over and full throttle.

"One day I just said no more, time to smash the rules and start the fuck over"

by sarajaye January 22, 2023

papi rules

Papi rules means ruling the world with a plethora of friends, with people you trust, it’s about sharing very cool memories with your friends and sharing pictures like blogs but between your friends, sending funny pictures of each other and playing games with your friends, just hanging out with them, it’s basically sharing funny moments with them.

Bro you’re the type to be in a friendship with what we call papi rules.

by misu February 1, 2022

Rule 9006 (Golden Rule)

Rule 9006 - The rule that invalidates one other rule per argument.

Girl - "I just watched Fight Club Last night!"
Boy - "Rule 1"
Girl - "Rule 9006 (Golden Rule) ."

by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

I don't make the rules

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."

Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024

Changed Rule 34

Pure beauty.

"Hey teacher, try googling "Changed Rule 34"!"
"Okay"
"hehe, she's gonna get trolled XD"
"what is wrong with you my student? why do i see some animals mating?"

by FurryFucker445 August 9, 2023

The Ketchup Rule

You gotta lick all the ketchup

ketchup rule boy

The Ketchup rule means you must lick it all if you drop it

by ThaBoy22 September 19, 2019