Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

Reverse Bear Hug

The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them

Doug, if you don’t give me a better assignment I’m going to give you a Reverse Bear Hug!!!

by Pervytoadsage March 6, 2024

Teddy Bear

Nickname for Richie Incognito

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025

Combat Bear

A bear who doesn't take shit from anybody. is know to chew staples and spit out nails, usually seen partying with a good amount of woman, no matter his actions is seen as cute. Is the brother of MISERY BEAR. Despite his tough bear image is known to be very sweet and down to earth, will do anything for friends and family, loves his son and God

Girl#1: Oh my God! Combat bear threw a drink on me and went back to danceing while his mates laughed at me!

Girl# 2: don't be so quick to judge he is getting napkins to clean you up and is ordering you another drink

Girl#1 Thanks Combat Bear!

by CBJR August 30, 2012

lozza bear

Idk but i Saw Harvey said lozza bear 4 loren lol

Idk, lozza bear .. idk lmao

by Melanie lol February 8, 2018

Bear Peas

Garden peas served with delicious bear meat, originally polar bear meat however this may be substituted with other bear meat.

Often confused with British slang Bare Peas

What are you having for dinner tonight?

I'm having bear peas mate

by NotKieran July 31, 2022

gummy bearing

putting gummy bears in your mans dick and making his mum slowly suck them out. whilst the man dose 76 jumping jacks and screams " OH IMA GUMMY BEAR OH IMA GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY BEAR, OH YEA"

i was filming my man gummy bearing with his mum and his sister cam in and tried to join

by ima gummy bear🐻😉 March 11, 2024