National Eat Garbage Day

Everyone has to try together and eat as much crap as they can

Boy “What day is it today”
Girl “National Eat Garbage Day”

by Mmdddkk May 23, 2018

National Send boobs day

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National send boobs day means that the person you send this to has to send a pic of their boobs

by Boobies12536 May 11, 2021

National mole rat day

A day to give back to that friend that is an actual freaking mole rat. She/he might as well live in the sewer. Now for this day you must walk up to this friend and lean in to a hug. When your face is next to theirs BITE THEIR EAR OFF, THEY WON'T EXPECT IT. Then pinch their nose and pull their hair and screem at them CRACKHEAD!!!!

I can't wait until national mole rat day! That friend is gonna pay!!! 😈

by Oger to die November 13, 2019

National Send Nudes Day

April 20th is the day you send nudes to someone just because.

Lemme see your coochie. It’s national send nudes day!

by Diabet0 April 20, 2020

national skip school day

on november 19 it’s national skip school day

the students skipped school on november 19 as national skip school day

by bree04 November 17, 2019

National Ceiling Fries Day

Today's the day you go up to Nick White and tell him he has sexy ceiling fries.

Anybody: AYE Nick sexy ceiling fries ;)
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever

by Itzyagirlskinnypenis October 18, 2019

national slap a titty day

On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.

"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"

by rapidcliche May 25, 2018