king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 17, 2021

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Dusting the potato

Being lazy or doing nothing.

“Hey Prestlee, what are you up to?”
“Dusting the potato, you?”

by Princessofproduce June 1, 2021

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The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

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Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

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N-Word Hot Potato

When you or one of your buddies says something derogatory and offensive about a race to you, leaving you guilty by association when he or she is called out for saying said word.

Guy 1: “Hey, did you see that Insert Racial Slur just pass by?”
Guy 2: “Dude don’t say that! I don’t want to be hit with the N-Word Hot Potato!”

by The typical neckbearded brony. August 5, 2021

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