When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment
by Stegorubber January 19, 2017

by Edgy 13 kid ( IRONICALLY ) December 31, 2020

by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017

noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.
*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"
by captainofthemuffinship August 24, 2017

ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG
by ITS JUST MONKEY POO November 26, 2017

Fecal matter defecated from the anal cavity. Food that has been turned into typically brownish matter with low durability and oval shape. Sometimes the process of defecating is painful, which sucks. It is also apparently not defecated by women, which is a lie.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021
