You rock with the cock?

As in a brief way of asking someones sexuality and of course cock as in male genitalia…

If you ask a male if they rock with the cock

No = straight
Yes = not straight
… = You are scaring them and you have to leave

If you ask a female if they rock with the cock
No = Lesbian
Yes = not straight
… = Stop talking and walk away

“Ayo Sharkey… You rock with the cock? “

by Tenamax July 30, 2021

Focus Group Rock

Music written by actual bands and songwriters, but clearly for the SOLE PURPOSE of getting into an Apple ad, Nike ad, or "hip, young" car ad. Catchy at first, but the keen listener will very quickly realize something is very, very wrong - is it fake? No, that's not it... there's just something... something too calculated about its charm. Listen to these songs and you'll get it.

Fun. - "We Are Young"
Grouplove - "Toung Tied"
Neon Trees - "Animal"
Pomplamoose - "Up On The Housetop"

"Yeah, I barely even listen to the radio anymore, all the hip Focus Group Rock is on the TV!"

by cynic syndicate June 1, 2012

That's not my baby to rock

when a situation arises that is not your problem to address or remedy

Friend 1: (late at night) Tito just got dumped and needs a place to stay for a few nights.

Friend 2: That's not my baby to rock. Sucka.

Or

G/F: I didn't cum
B/F: That's not my baby to rock.

by Red Mongoose March 6, 2011

a rock called hector

A rock called hector is a tiktoker who reposts videos saying the phrase 'A rock called hector'. This rock is a character from the game Omori. Hector is a rock to that belongs to the character Kel in headspace.

I keep a rock called hector in my comments!

by a rock called hector April 4, 2023

Kasota Rock Candy

Crystal meth made in Kasota Minnesota.

Hey have you tried the new kasota rock candy lately?

by Milkfarmer June 24, 2018

Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

Andddddd that was “Hey Jealousy” by the Goo Goo dolls…. I mean Oasis…. I mean Gin Blossoms! Eh, who gives a fuck, they’re all beta male rock bands anyway.

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022

Kick rocks to hell

A polite way to tell some one to “Eat shit as they die”

I hope you kick rocks to hell for totaling my late uncle’s 65 Chevy.

by Night-stix May 19, 2022