Probably the best thing to ever come out of Eugene, Oregon. Noted by intriguing and well created lyrics.
by The Sandwich May 23, 2007
A deviant sexual act. After sex, the man ejaculates on the woman's stomach, then urinates on her. After this, the man dives headfirst across the woman onto the newly slippery bed. Goggles are recommended for the unexperienced.
"Did you hear Adrian gave another girl a Stockholm Slip-n-Slide?"
"Yeah man, he told me she broke a rib and the entire bed had to be set on fire. What a champ."
"Yeah man, he told me she broke a rib and the entire bed had to be set on fire. What a champ."
by B.D.R.G. May 02, 2010
by Sandy Mangina December 20, 2006
1. The stimulation of a males' penis by themselves or another person (usually a guy), using a method whereby the hand is wrapped around the urinary meatus and reciprocated rapidly to generate friction with the sensitive epidermis; often (but not always) resulting in orgasm and the ejaculation of a milky white substance called semen.
tenses: pr. wanking; past. wanked fut. wank, subj. wanks
2. A term used to decribe something which is unpleasant or annoying
3. Nonsense or bullshit; any verbal or textual information which is grossly inaccurate or nonsensical
4. An annoying or irritating person
5. A complicated and often chromatic (or amelodical) series of notes played on a guitar, usually electric
6. The US political system
7. The USA
tenses: pr. wanking; past. wanked fut. wank, subj. wanks
2. A term used to decribe something which is unpleasant or annoying
3. Nonsense or bullshit; any verbal or textual information which is grossly inaccurate or nonsensical
4. An annoying or irritating person
5. A complicated and often chromatic (or amelodical) series of notes played on a guitar, usually electric
6. The US political system
7. The USA
1. He had a wank; He wanked daily; He would wank the next day; He knew his brother wanked; He wanks
2. Next door's dog is a complete wank
3. That report which the professor wrote for the end of term was complete wank
4. Tim is a complete wank
5. The guitarist wanked loudly
5. US politics is wank
6. The USA is wank
2. Next door's dog is a complete wank
3. That report which the professor wrote for the end of term was complete wank
4. Tim is a complete wank
5. The guitarist wanked loudly
5. US politics is wank
6. The USA is wank
by Tom LT February 22, 2005
g u n d h a m t a n a k a
by Yeetityb sheetity September 16, 2020
by Jonesyx858x February 12, 2013
K-Gee
by Joeydubz and I am a fag September 14, 2003