Anal star fish

The anal starfish is when you're able to find a woman who is loose enough you can slide your hand in her butthole and high-five the last guy that was in there.

Dennis. " Yo bro...We had the best vacation in Maine.. me and my son we're in the beach and found a whole cash of star fish!"
Clay " dam bro... I met this stripper in Maine named deb ...and cashed in on her anal star fish. Met this cool guy named Aaron... Our trip was the shit! "

by Captain A ron December 25, 2020

anal budha

When ones ass has been conquered so many times by the folks in the land, and they are considered the bestest of all in blackhole sink diving.

Yo homedog meat nugget, I was ass sanding this asian cock popsicle and she was the motha fuckin anal budha!

by The Original Madcow June 29, 2009

anals

Written abbrevation for analytics. Used mainly by catalogers.

did you look at the google anals for yesterday?

by googleverbmaker2 March 27, 2015

Analness

The action of being anal.

Her analness is what is going to cause me to fire her as a client.

by Mpix July 1, 2020

Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit

Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.

by webbster's robot June 2, 2020

American Anal

When you do anal while wearing a cowboy hat swinging a lasso/rope over your head and say “Yee motherfuckin ha!”

“After the rodeo my girlfriend asked me if we could do American Anal, and I’ve never felt so excited.”

by Kitty Hickey December 17, 2021

Anal Bea

A person who exclusively eats beans and lives for hoots and toots

Hey anal Bea, where are you going?
Anal bea: hooots

by Mmnnnn13 October 10, 2020