Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

Wet Willy

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ear after oral sex.

Yeah man the hooker last night was blowing me and I decided to surprise her with a wet Willy when I came.

by Ducks not Fucks May 22, 2017

wet

your girl when she sees me

you: babe your so wet
your gf: do you blame me have you seen that man

you:bruh

by noobsex69420 April 14, 2021

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Wet Dog

A wet top is a term used to define a characteristic of a white person.

"Oh did you know, Jay doesn't wash his ass with water after he has had a shit!"

"Ew thats proper wet dog behaviour you know!"

by Hahahaahah12334676 December 24, 2017

Wet by the toilet

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack

“I hate being wet by the toilet”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023

Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues

I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”

by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024