a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.
named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
by just_dug January 12, 2022
Get the kansas city steamermug. Person A: Yo, I skibidi'ed this lit girl last night
Person B: ๐ค Oh, cap city central alert! ๐จ Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. ๐ฆ๐ค
Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! ๐
Person B: ๐คฅ Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. ๐ฐ๐ญ That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts
Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! ๐ฏ๐ฅ
Person B: ๐คฃ Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. ๐ช #OutOfThisWorldLies
Person A: Man, you never believe me!
Person B: ๐ Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! ๐ฉ๐๏ธ #ElectionDayEveryday
Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. ๐
Person B: ๐คจ Oh really? Show me the receipts then! ๐ฒ๐
Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. ๐๐ฌ
Person B: ๐จ Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! ๐จ Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. ๐๐ฑ #TechnicalDifficulties
Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!
Person B: Trust? ๐คฃ That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. ๐ฆ๐ฃ #LegendaryLies
Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.
Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? ๐งข๐ I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. ๐๐ ๐ธ๐ญ #CapCityParade
Person B: ๐ค Oh, cap city central alert! ๐จ Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. ๐ฆ๐ค
Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! ๐
Person B: ๐คฅ Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. ๐ฐ๐ญ That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts
Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! ๐ฏ๐ฅ
Person B: ๐คฃ Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. ๐ช #OutOfThisWorldLies
Person A: Man, you never believe me!
Person B: ๐ Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! ๐ฉ๐๏ธ #ElectionDayEveryday
Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. ๐
Person B: ๐คจ Oh really? Show me the receipts then! ๐ฒ๐
Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. ๐๐ฌ
Person B: ๐จ Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! ๐จ Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. ๐๐ฑ #TechnicalDifficulties
Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!
Person B: Trust? ๐คฃ That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. ๐ฆ๐ฃ #LegendaryLies
Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.
Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? ๐งข๐ I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. ๐๐ ๐ธ๐ญ #CapCityParade
by duncan harry February 26, 2024
Get the cap city centralmug. by Qorptocx December 31, 2018
Get the City trashmug. When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
Get the Kansas City Mudslidemug. by BigDaddyMason July 1, 2019
Get the Shotgun Citymug. by SirMrMan May 30, 2024
Get the Opp Citymug. Mountain Dew and bottom-shelf plastic bottle tequila. Drink of choice in the White City trailer parks. For those special times when you want to create drama on a Tuesday afternoon and have the Jackson County Sheriffs deputies stop by, or when you need to get drunk before going to the bar because youโve only got enough money to put a few dollars worth of gas in the car to go out dancing and find a new baby daddy.
by CapnSlappy August 26, 2022
Get the White City Margaritamug.