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kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
next round of kansas city steamers is on me!
by just_dug January 12, 2022
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cap city central

Person A: Yo, I skibidi'ed this lit girl last night

Person B: ๐Ÿค” Oh, cap city central alert! ๐Ÿšจ Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ’ค

Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! ๐Ÿ™Œ

Person B: ๐Ÿคฅ Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿญ That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts

Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Person B: ๐Ÿคฃ Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. ๐Ÿช #OutOfThisWorldLies

Person A: Man, you never believe me!

Person B: ๐Ÿ™„ Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ›๏ธ #ElectionDayEveryday

Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. ๐Ÿ˜

Person B: ๐Ÿคจ Oh really? Show me the receipts then! ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿ‘€

Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฌ

Person B: ๐Ÿšจ Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! ๐Ÿšจ Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ฑ #TechnicalDifficulties

Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!

Person B: Trust? ๐Ÿคฃ That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ‘ฃ #LegendaryLies

Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.

Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? ๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. ๐Ÿ“–๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐ŸŽญ #CapCityParade
by duncan harry February 26, 2024
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City trash

City trash cans are a city rat ladder for the rats to get their food from the trash
by Qorptocx December 31, 2018
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Kansas City Mudslide

When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
I gave my girl a Kansas City Mudslide last week
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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Shotgun City

โ€œAye dog that shotgun city we had was fucking crazyโ€
โ€œI know rightโ€
by BigDaddyMason July 1, 2019
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Opp City

The name for when someone goes to approach their Opps.
"Did you hear? Brad's going to Opp City!"
"Erm, what the Sigma?"
by SirMrMan May 30, 2024
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White City Margarita

Mountain Dew and bottom-shelf plastic bottle tequila. Drink of choice in the White City trailer parks. For those special times when you want to create drama on a Tuesday afternoon and have the Jackson County Sheriffs deputies stop by, or when you need to get drunk before going to the bar because youโ€™ve only got enough money to put a few dollars worth of gas in the car to go out dancing and find a new baby daddy.
You got any Dew? Iโ€™m making White City Margaritas before we go to RonkyTonk to pick up guys.
by CapnSlappy August 26, 2022
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