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poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment
'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'
by Stegorubber January 19, 2017
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Poo Nut

When you poop multiple mini little turds
Hey Jeff! Guess what! I just pooped 5 poo nuts!
by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017
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hate poo

noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.
*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"
by captainofthemuffinship August 24, 2017
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monkey poo

ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG
"i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" tom says
"THATS MONKEY POO!"
by ITS JUST MONKEY POO November 26, 2017
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poo

Fecal matter defecated from the anal cavity. Food that has been turned into typically brownish matter with low durability and oval shape. Sometimes the process of defecating is painful, which sucks. It is also apparently not defecated by women, which is a lie.
that poo is kinda huge
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021
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Poo

The stuff that comes out of your butt
I poo in to the to🚽
by anonymous October 13, 2022
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