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"Zach Ertz is an old man Cappo"
by Cappo_is_smart September 27, 2021
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Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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Big old Ellis

Someone who believes everything that goes on the internet is true
"That big old Ellis thinks that because it's on urban dictionary it's 100% true!"
by msl0402975877 July 16, 2021
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Old man nipples

As I walked into the family changeroom I saw Old man nipples.
by Twin07 July 17, 2021
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40 yr old frat

A group of guys that call themselves the band only one of them has played an instrument though

They act like a bunch of frat boys at the age of 40
They do 40 year old things to like playing golf
Hey what did the 40 yr old frat do

They got black out drunk while golfing and then grilled out steaks forgot everything the next day

Oh OK I guess this is their normal Saturday thing

Yeah
by Frat boy Chad July 21, 2021
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Doley Old Goofy

An old friendly man by himself in NYC running a store full of lottery tickets(aka free money)
Walking by the store on 18th St: I’m running low bro I only got $100 left.
Friend: (looks in the store) that’s a doley old goofy let’s hit him for all the 30’s then bend the block
by Dixk August 5, 2021
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old tumblr

Back in the day before pornographic content was banned from tumblr there was the greatest porn of all time. Anyone who‘s gen z, kinky and has parental issues was most likely raised by it. The content on tumblr majorly differed from other platforms as it offered a lot more for the bdsm community. The comfort that one can get from a bdsm relationship lured in tons of teens. Besides that the platform was full of posts supporting anorexia and self harm which it why even though it may have seemed comforting it most likely damaged you.
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
example 1:

person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”
by owotills February 16, 2022
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