derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012
Get the old ear distributes flowermug. when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!
by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011
Get the the old shoe trickmug. by __Mudkip November 18, 2017
Get the Day old Jimmy John's breadmug. She is a LSC English teacher. She would be a good teacher if she hadn't tied up her hair and looked older than she is. :)
by DAPRONOOB November 10, 2020
Get the Old Lomug. A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the old man carlmug. by IDOCC September 22, 2023
Get the Old Clientmug.