bag that shit

A term in which is used by most commonly drug users.

Dealer: "How much you want?"
Customer: "Quarter ounce"
Deal: "This do for you?"
Customer: "Bag that shit."

by RawTing October 12, 2015

Insurance Shit

When you take a shit either A: so you don't have to later on while there is no time or B: are not sure if you have to fart or have to shit so you go do it on the toilet.

A: "Dude, I'm not sure my bowels will make it the entire road trip without me taking an insurance shit before we leave"

B: "Dude, I'm not sure if I have to fart or crap so I'd better go take an insurance shit just in case"

by Mikeunt October 22, 2010

Shit Take

A hot take that is so shitty that it doesn't even qualify as a hot take anymore, thus becoming a shit take

Person 1: You know, gatekeeping is a great thing, I don't know why so many people have a problem with preserving the integrity of the hobby.
Person 2: Dude, you're painting plastic space toys that cost 1000 dollars and making them fight other space toys, that is a shit take and a half if I've ever seen one.

by Angel-Boi September 21, 2021

shit dispenser

it is a bunghole;asshole; chocolate factory

tootie- dude i got to shit

chup- me too, my shit dispenser is broken tho it keeps leakin

by chupchup November 13, 2006

Shit Brittle

The brown crusty spot on your aged undwear. Usually found under beds or at your local perverts house.

Jermey found some shit brittle and served it to his girlfriend for dinner.

by Rallyrcr150 April 23, 2007

shit high

when you shit so fast and hard you get a natural high.

When this Happy meal comes out, I'm gonna get a shit high!!

by magikjohnson October 14, 2010

Shit Chicken

When you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's someone you might know in the stall next to you, and you try to wait them out so as not to emerge from the stall at the same time for fear of being recognized.

Bob was playing an intense game of shit chicken because he was extremely gassy that day and thought his co-worker John might be crapping in the stall next to him.

by Poop Guru February 21, 2011