pity combo

Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.

Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself

Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo

by cameltoeshow September 19, 2016

pitten

A pony that acts in ways that are typical of kittens (e.g. enjoying tummy rubs).

Did you see how cute Thunder was acting?

God, he is such a pitten!

by SomeKindOfAHandleHere September 7, 2016

Pittsburgh Pot-hole

The act of two gay men shoveling dirt into each others anus's and taking turns penetrating each other.

I heard Jake and Luke did a Pittsburgh Pot-Hole last night omg!

by Jlmao29 September 7, 2016

Pitbull card

A tangible or in tangible card given to the DJ, music officer or person controlling the music at a given soirée that forces them to immediately play a Pitbull song. This can be an effective way to liven up a boring wedding, make a house party seem like a Miami club or to ruin friendships.

Person 1: " Did Pitbull just start playing? Really, at this wedding"?

Person 2: "yeah, I think it did. Someone must have played a Pitbull Card."

"Man, no one is dancing or having any fun out there."
" Hmmm... I know what will fix this." (Plays Pitbull card)

by Mountainish man August 5, 2016

Pitbulled

A tactic used in customer service when there is a dispute that needs to be resolved. Most instances when the company is at fault. The customer verbally latches onto a company until the issue is resolved.

I pitbulled them and they finally issued me a refund.

by Megz236 July 27, 2016

pity smile

A condescending smile from someone who has a need to elevate themselves as better than someone else who may be suffering. A pity smile is actually self centered, and not truly compassionate nor empathetic.

The woman who walked by the homeless man looked down on him gave the man a pity smile.

by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 13, 2016

pitchin' a hissy

Maritime Canadian term for "snit", "fit, "strop", etc... Variation of "hissy fit."

"Look sideways at 'er and she'll start pitchin' a hissy..."

"Seamus had to work late. Buddy, but did he pitch a hissy..."

"The club didn't carry Crystal Head. She pitched such a hissy..."

by Maritime Girl June 24, 2016