Milk

The thing that dads take 17 years to find at the grocery store after moms have a baby.

Son: Mom, how come I've never seen my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk.

by shukun May 5, 2021

Squishy milk

Jimmy

JIMMY IS SQUISHY MILK🥵🥵🥵

by Poopoohead420 May 6, 2021

Australian Milking

When you nut in a girl and suck the seamen out of her then force it back into your cock then you bust again into her nose making it go out her nose and mouth

Yo why does your girl have milk coming out her nose?

Oh I just gave a her a Australian Milking

by mozzy the aussie May 9, 2021

carten of milk

a milk carten that you drink

oh i have the carten of milk

by made by a person June 2, 2021

coffee with milk

A coolidiculous or offensive word, depending on the situation, for a bi racial, or perceived to be biracial, personal.

Don't call anyone a coffee with milk if you know they might get offended

by Sexydimma June 5, 2021

Milk

The worst thing to ever drink by itself, like why would you ever do that

Steve: I drank milk today

Tiana: you weirdo

by Googlegoose3457 June 5, 2021

Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)

Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021