Mexican Slurry Bed

What happens after you eat too much Mexican food and pass out

\Melania and I snuck out for tacos last night. She lost her bowel control later and we woke up with Mexican Slurry Bed. I think it was because her husband lost the election.

by Stinkalink December 15, 2020

Mexican sound off

When two men have a mexican sound off they put a sounding rod down their urethra and stand opposite to each other, they will then start violently jerking off and the first dude to ejaculate out the sounding rod and hit the opponent will win, this is a very intense form of battle

Old amos and old james were having a mexican sound off in the wild west.

by big dick chad123 June 16, 2025

mexican sideways taco

A spanish girls vagina

Im hungry for some Mexican sideways taco

by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015

mexican stop sign

When reaching a stop sign all passengers excluding the drive run around the vehicle until reaching the same spot

We did a Mexican stop sign today

by 007wordmaker August 6, 2014

National hate mexican day

National hate mexican day!
March 1

Ella ; Hi beaner!

Journey : WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME U FUCKING BITCH

Ella : It's national hate mexican day

Journey : Ohh okay

by jjjuuujjuuuu March 1, 2024

mexican cleaner

MEXICANS WHO CLEAN WHITE PEOPLE HOUSES

WHITE-JO MEXICAN CLEANER CLEAN MY HOUSE
MEXICAN-NO

WHITE-ILL GIVE A penny
MEXICAN-ok

by omswag May 24, 2015

Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020