Ass slammed

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense

"get ass slammed dickhead"

by Brendanwa January 11, 2022

Ass Almonds

Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.

Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.

I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Fruittoot ass

Someone who knows not what he/she says. Same as a headass or faceass.

Yea bro, that fruittoot ass boy hmu the other night.

by John Doe just like a hoe December 18, 2021

trapezoid ass

An ass that's shaped like an upside down trapezoid. Asses become this shape more with grandmas and older folks

That girl has a trapezoid ass, its way out of shape

by Fireman85 March 26, 2022

ass pile

alot of something

At I asked for an ass pile of hot sauce but the bitch only gave me a couple.

by codysteve December 12, 2003

Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.

Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.

by wingedhippo December 28, 2020

ass fart

a shocking eatherquake feeling that comes from your ass

omg your ass fart made me fly away it was sooo biggggggg

by ppsdhjdshjfehjkkhusgtrj January 28, 2021