spread your legs

popular phrase often used before the act of penetration

spread your legs so i can aim straight

by gnag bang May 21, 2016

Rub It On Your Chest

Another way of saying "whatever" if someone says something you dont care much to hear.

Person 1: I think you should apologize for what you said....
Person 2: Rub it on your chest.

by Adiktd May 27, 2007

get your dash on

a rap term for getting the fuck outta there. It can be heard from the song bitches ain't shit by Dr. Dre off the album the chronic.

You run up in them hoes and grab the cash
And get your dash on

by making_stacks_89 February 7, 2010

Lose your muffins

To be agitated to a point of hysteria.

"Calm down, Werner! You can't do anything about your favorite team losing the championship game. Don't lose your muffins over it."

by silvermoons October 5, 2009

Off Your Ear

NB: You will be subject to this expression when in the immediate presence of one Geoffrey "Goffton" Pryor and/or one Michael "Toe-Rag" Deville.

1) One who usually has little to no idea of what place they hold in any given situation.

2) A person who makes irrational and/or unsubstantiated claims... with absolutely no factual integrity.

3) A simpleton who initiates and/or partakes in linguistic transfers with others of a higher intelligence, and performs any of the following:

a) Speaks out of term.

b) Utilises words and/or expressions they don't even understand.

c) Breaks a quality conversation to speak of a much less valued topic.

d) Makes unwarranted fallacious claims and/or foul assertions.

1)

Nicky: How many shots on that hole Deville?
Deville: I think I just 'birdied' that hole mate.
Nicky: You're off you ear!

2)

Goffton: Hey Nicky, you should try this awesome beer... it's my favourite.
Nicky: What beer is that mate?
Goffton: It's called 'Foster's LiteIce'.
Nicky: You're off your ear!

by KyanCan April 19, 2010

tuggin your tater

Another slang term for "just kidding"

Steve: Hey Bill, remember how drunk we were last weekend?

Bill: Yeah, we were hammered.

Steve: Well, I banged your girlfriend.

Bill: What???

Steve: Gotcha man! Just tuggin your tater!

by Stew Money April 25, 2010

scratch your yahtz

1. a phrase that means you did something you didn't want to do; usually something gross or inappropriate since this phrase sounds disgusting when uttered.

2. to itch your vagina

"Sibley scratched the shit out of her yahtz earlier."

"Fine, I"ll scratch your yahtz by talking to Buzzkill Karl all night."

by kirby552277 March 4, 2010