poo status

1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.

USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

comments:

USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?

by Millard Filmore April 01, 2014

Poo Fridge

When you shit in your fridge so much poo starts to leak out of the creases and cracks in the fridge and all over kitchen floor.

Jack: OMG HENRY DID U SHIT IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN!
Henry: Maybe...
Jack: Well its turned into a fucking poo fridge!

by John Wock April 14, 2022

Pandemic Poo

A pandemic poo can be many things. One is that it’s a poop that causes a pandemic known as the Feces Fever. This can wipe out an entire region if it is untreated. A pandemic poo can also be a poop taken during a pandemic that is usually bigger than usual because you ain’t been moving and just eating poo subs.

My neighbor just took a pandemic poo and now the whole city has to evacuate before they all die.

by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022

Poo cacka

poo cacka means that u smell like a dead rat that got shoved up Guy Fieri's bumhole

Guy 1: ew what's that smell?
Guy 2: that's just Jonathan, he smells like poo cacka
Guy 1: what's poo cacka?
Guy 2: it's the smell of a dead rat that got shoved up Guy Fieri's bumhole.
Guy 1: oh ok.

by shrimpdick47 August 09, 2020

Stinky Poo Butt

The most degrading, shameful, demeaning insult a 5 year old could call you on a school playground

"A child called me a Stinky Poo Butt, and I've been crying for weeks"

by Nothingness is in my brain March 21, 2023

POO WIFF

POO WIFF is the result of anal sex in hot temperatures. as the penis leaves the anal passage after ejaculation the most HORRIFIC smell will occur POO WIFF.it occurs in oth the male and the female. NOTE air.con WILL NOT over power the POO WIFF

when on holiday in hot climates and you fancy sum BUM FUN the POO WIFF will occur . this will lead to an embarrasing SILENCE for the rest of the holiday

by mr shush July 27, 2010

Poo Pants

The specific pair of pants you only wear on days that you have diarrhea

Those brown sweat pants are my Poo Pants.

by Aimee Kay June 11, 2017