by safiax February 20, 2022
Get the pushing pmug. 
When a girl or guy gets turned on by being covered in mashed potatoes and having a dude jizz on them—usually in the form of the man masturbating to completion on the mashed-potatoes-covered body of the other person.
“Boy if you wanta get face sat tonight- you’re going to have to give me the Moshy P before.”
“I just don’t think I will be able to jizz on the mashed potatoes.”
“Boyyyyyyy my booty be extra stanky for a face sit though.”
“Extra stanky?! For that I will definitely jizz in the mashed potatoes.”
“I just don’t think I will be able to jizz on the mashed potatoes.”
“Boyyyyyyy my booty be extra stanky for a face sit though.”
“Extra stanky?! For that I will definitely jizz in the mashed potatoes.”
by Daddypengy September 4, 2025
Get the The Moshy Pmug. S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020
Get the S-I-M-Pmug. Plahsoe is an amazing person and they have many diffrent sides with diffrent people they are quite but when you get to know them they are someone special to you they will be there for you and they are mostly Asian they aren't replaceable but be ready to give this big back food every day
Plahsoe is chill dude
by Your fave person March 22, 2025
Get the Pmug. when you are above the final stage of boredom and put down qazxswcderfvbgtyhnujm,kiol./;p just to see and procrastinate even more
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the qazxswcderfvbgtyhnujm,kiol./;pmug. Hubert.P is a name a slavic story character notorious for being nationally hated. Semi-Common slang in Slavic countries meaning '' self righteous, dickhead ''.Hubert became notorious with annoying richmen and P surnames are seen as evil and belonging to cowards, therefore calling someone a Hubert-P is seen as highly insulting. People named this are seen as cocky, manipulative and extremely shitty men who, and I quote, '' need to pull their heads out of their arses and shut the hell up ''
by Eldyen June 1, 2022
Get the Hubert-Pmug.