then the dog came in

The scariest way to end any horror story. The scariest fucking cliffhanger in every horror story ever.

Dumbass: Hey wanna hear a horror story?
Smartass: Sure!
Dumbass: One time during 3 AM, a guy was sleeping... Then the dog came in.
Smartass: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 13, 2023

Dog Dickin’

When you ain’t worth a fuck at pouring concrete you get accused of dog dickin’ around.

“Aye James said get that mud down and quit dog dickin’.

by Slab Man October 16, 2023

Melon Dog

Melon Dog(Noun) is a term used to refer to sexually aggressive women who will usually resort to sexual assault for gratification.

Melon Dog(Verb) is a term used to describe the sexual action of stimulating a man's prostate while giving them a handjob as the dominant partner.

"Cindy is such a Melon Dog, I heard she melon-dogged James till he cried."

"...Why are you in my house-"

by That Random Black Guy With VRS October 28, 2023

D-dog

An absolute twonk of a human being, likes to retire at home after a long day of Tate supporting, usually found in large incel communities.

“Sorry boys i can’t come on today im shattered”
“Don’t be such a D-Dog”

by Dripstar123 April 9, 2023

Chili dog

When a woman throws up on a man’s dick while giving head and covers it in vomit

Yo dude my girl had a burrito before she gave me head and gave me a chili dog

by M.i.l.f.Lover April 15, 2023

Bird dog

The act of watching or staring at a worker as they perform a job. Is often preformed by the foreman, supervisor, or anyone in a position of power. A totally unjust act that doesn’t actually help the job along, and just irritates and pisses off the workers

Look at Andy over there bird doggin the guys. What a fucking douche.

Andy would sit and bird dog the guys, even though the job was on schedule just to be a dick.

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Yau Dog

- dog
- transportation
- loves grapefruit

I go to school by Yau Dog every day.

by Tomat5ooooo May 14, 2023