Ass Rows

It's like corn rows, but with ass hair

Garret: "Do you wanna fuck tonight?"
Ross: "Nah I just got my ass hair put into ass rows."

by myurbandicktionary October 12, 2022

Ass shorts

These are shorts that show everything. There’s basically no need to even where pants with these on because your whole ass is showing.

The guys loved when the model wore ass shorts.

by BoobyWooby69420 December 30, 2021

Ass slammed

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense

"get ass slammed dickhead"

by Brendanwa January 11, 2022

Ass Almonds

Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.

Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.

I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Fruittoot ass

Someone who knows not what he/she says. Same as a headass or faceass.

Yea bro, that fruittoot ass boy hmu the other night.

by John Doe just like a hoe December 18, 2021

trapezoid ass

An ass that's shaped like an upside down trapezoid. Asses become this shape more with grandmas and older folks

That girl has a trapezoid ass, its way out of shape

by Fireman85 March 26, 2022

ass scratch

the itchy arse being scratched.

Person: Hey, how is my drawing?
Person 2: ass scratch

by xXass_scratcher_69Xx October 3, 2021