douche bag

Someone who has absolutely no idea that they are a total and complete 100% douche bag.

Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire."

John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"

by Nick Lupo April 7, 2008

Tit Bags

Huge boobs that attract one's eye, only to find out that without a wonder bra they deflate and hang to her belly. Usually found on women with multiple kids.

She's a MILF! I wonder if they are fake or if they are tit bags?

by Rico2766 December 16, 2008

ho bags

a group of horney sluts,

dude, i just fucked 9 ho bags

by screwster May 14, 2005

Laundry Bag

Another name for a bag of weed.

Pothead: Gotta laundry bag man?

Drug dealer: Na man, i'm sorry

Idiot: Just go to Wal-mart or the dry-cleaners!

by Launchers 09 July 28, 2009

c.o.d-bag

A douche bag who plays Call of Duty on xbox live and acts like he is the bees knees

Chad is such a c.o.d-bag, just because he plays COD6 he thinks he is a hardcore rebel.

by dumnerd118 January 5, 2010

Douche Bag

A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.

Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.

by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010

Hoo-bag

Kind of the same as a douchebag, but this word is used for people acting like hoes.

ex1: Hey Hossy, lets go jogging!?
Hossy: no, ill never go jogging with you!
ex1: your a f**kin hoo-bag, Hossy.

by thehoodawg November 15, 2009