Nerd Dogged

When a nerd rager makes an attempt to insult, slander or upset someone with horrible comebacks.

Nerd Dogger: (yelling at player A) dude, that was so gay it makes your family gay."

Player B: (sarcasm)WHOA! player A, you just got nerd dogged...lol

Player A: Ouch....am I suppose to cry now?

by DirtyMooseTaint January 4, 2012

Man-Dog

A hot dog and a slice of Velveta in a bun and covered with Manwich and Heinz 57 Sauce.

I told my girlfriend to make me a sandwich, but she didn't have any bread. So instead, she made me a Man-Dog.

by awesome_food March 8, 2011

Salsa Dog

1. Refers to a man’s penis after a man finishes having unprotected sex with a woman on the tail-end of her period. After the penis is withdrawn from the vagina a sticky blood clot may get left behind adhering to the penis, leaving the man with a salsa dog.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.

1. Shit, you have to leave so I can get this salsa dog cleaned up before my girlfriend comes over.
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!

by mis-read July 14, 2011

Spooge-dog

n. An ugly person, usually of female persuasion, whose life conquest revolves around the reception of spooge.

n. A dog made of spooge.

I wish that spooge-dog would hop off my nuts, she's so ugly.

by cockmasterflex513 August 17, 2011

then the dog came in

The scariest way to end any horror story. The scariest fucking cliffhanger in every horror story ever.

Dumbass: Hey wanna hear a horror story?
Smartass: Sure!
Dumbass: One time during 3 AM, a guy was sleeping... Then the dog came in.
Smartass: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 13, 2023

Dog Dickin’

When you ain’t worth a fuck at pouring concrete you get accused of dog dickin’ around.

“Aye James said get that mud down and quit dog dickin’.

by Slab Man October 16, 2023

Melon Dog

Melon Dog(Noun) is a term used to refer to sexually aggressive women who will usually resort to sexual assault for gratification.

Melon Dog(Verb) is a term used to describe the sexual action of stimulating a man's prostate while giving them a handjob as the dominant partner.

"Cindy is such a Melon Dog, I heard she melon-dogged James till he cried."

"...Why are you in my house-"

by That Random Black Guy With VRS October 28, 2023