Focus Group Rock

Music written by actual bands and songwriters, but clearly for the SOLE PURPOSE of getting into an Apple ad, Nike ad, or "hip, young" car ad. Catchy at first, but the keen listener will very quickly realize something is very, very wrong - is it fake? No, that's not it... there's just something... something too calculated about its charm. Listen to these songs and you'll get it.

Fun. - "We Are Young"
Grouplove - "Toung Tied"
Neon Trees - "Animal"
Pomplamoose - "Up On The Housetop"

"Yeah, I barely even listen to the radio anymore, all the hip Focus Group Rock is on the TV!"

by cynic syndicate June 1, 2012

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Dash Rip Rock

New Orleans Country Punk Band - famous for radio hit "Let's Go Smoke Some Pot" www.dashriprock.com

Dash Rip Rock is faster than Rev. Horton Heat - better lookin' than the Supersuckers - more psycho than Hank III

by Brown Guido November 4, 2013

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smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.

Oliver You are as smart like a rock.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

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a rock called hector

A rock called hector is a tiktoker who reposts videos saying the phrase 'A rock called hector'. This rock is a character from the game Omori. Hector is a rock to that belongs to the character Kel in headspace.

I keep a rock called hector in my comments!

by a rock called hector April 4, 2023

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rock the f out

Short for "rock the freak out".

To play musical instruments in such a way that others want to rock out too. In general, rocking the f' out lies in doing a solid drum beat very loud.

Joe started to "rock the f out" at the school assembly and the crowd started headbanging.

by counciloften September 23, 2011

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