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Beaning

when you go behind someone, your take off there clothing and yours too, you take 4 cans of Heinz beans and dump it on them and make sure you get every craves, then you jerk them off until they pass out

man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you
man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you
by NumiGumi September 13, 2024
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Beans

Richard: "Bro I just ate beans from Taco Bell!"
Michael: "You sorry fool..."
by the egg layer May 4, 2022
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Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023
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Green beans

“Jeffy, eat your green beans.”
“I HATE GREEN BEANS!” *Jeffy throws the plate at the wall*
by PhoneGuyYT June 24, 2025
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Baked Bean

A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.
Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.
by zinkii October 2, 2021
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Bean

A person who goes by Sapphire. An absolute sweetheart that everyone adores. They are polite to everyone and care for other's thoughts.
by Kalcium Bones January 24, 2021
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Bean

Similar to "Bucktee" a slang term for a crackhead popularized in Toronto slang

In the US it's a derogatory word for people of Mexican descent
Dude that guy just snorted a gram of coke in one line what a fuckin bean

Pablo just came here from Mexico he's a bean
by 416dopeboy March 3, 2024
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