Piss Faint

when you taking a piss while standing up, specifically right after getting out of bed and you suddenly fall backwards into the tub because your blood pressure went to -100

john:"i piss fainted, and i think i hit my head!"

by Jews-Suck67420 November 17, 2025

im pissing

im pissing is basically saying im peeing.

IM PISSING MOM DON'T COME IN!!

by Milshake Froggii August 2, 2021

piss in your pool

when you cum in a girl that’s super wet so she does not feel it, you know you came but she doesn’t just like when you piss in a pool

I pissed in Becky’s Pool last night

Piss in your pool

by RyanGa March 13, 2018

Piss Moment

A moment or event worthy of ironically or intentionally pissing oneself to. These moments can be faked by those that wish to cover up the fact that they accidentally pissed themselves.

"Damn, that concert was a real piss moment!"

by JoeyJoeyJoeJoeJoannaJoeyJoe March 31, 2020

greasily pissed

so ridiculously pissed that you get greasy.

a hobo dropping his sandwich off a warf.... would be greasily pissed
or
a girl texting a guy all weekend and not getting any response would be greasily pissed.

by LCAB September 20, 2009

piss-scatarian

A person who only eats piss and scat.

My friend is a kinky piss-scatarian!

by Pawn of Sex August 21, 2016

five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.

Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.

by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011