wills penis

3.8 inches

dang that’s fucking small mate
wills penis be like

by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 16, 2020

penis bakery

its pretty self explanatory, imagine it yourself.

“omw to the penis bakery” “wtf is a penis bakery?”

by noahnecksbiggestfan738 December 15, 2022

Penis in a toster

"penis in a toster" is a tern for people illegally dealing shrek nudes.

person1: yeah im a penis in a toster
person2: you're what now?
person1: *hides shrek's sexy nudes* nothing, nothing.

by glitchy_box December 2, 2021

penis rash

when you penis becomes purple like thanos

that man has a penis rash

by Elijah Rodriguez February 5, 2019

penis fruit

Someone who either is either looking for easy dick or trying to get easy head, but they aren’t getting it.

You are such a penis fruit.

by Killakeemstar December 18, 2017

shorty penis

A very tiny Penis

Carly: He had a shorty penis
Kylee: I told you girl

by CodyBoisavage August 28, 2016

Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe

Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis

by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019