The law that dictates that if someone is high, they will tell you about it. It doesn't matter how little it relates to the topic of conversation, they will inevitably let you know they are high.
"I was playing online and while we were trying to win, some guy just kept talking about how high he was."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."
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"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
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