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Kid Cock

1. a nickname for KID ROCK. He doesn't know if he's country, rock or rap so he mixes all three genres together. Yet that's the only positive thng you can say about him, if you can find one. He styles himself as 'Bullgod', 'Rock'n'Roll Jesus', 'American Badass' and other titles but he's a Number One asshole. When he isn't supporting Donnie Douchebag TraitortrashTrump, he writes pornographic boastful songs about his COCK. He thinks women are good for nothing but giving head to 'music gods' like himself. His 2001 CD 'Cocky' lives up to its name in more ways than one. He always tells everyone to kiss his ass and everybody is a 'faggot' in his vocabulary.

2. any lippy immature sassybrat sociopathic shit head that you don't invite to social gatherings because all they do is make pompous asses of themselves talking trash, slamming others and telling uncouth penis and potty jokes. Such people often brag in detail about their sex experiences and make dirty put-down jokes on others in order to appear 'macho'. They ain't in the least. Trump-lovers generally fall into this definition.
1. In 2015 the Rolling Stones came to my university football stadium and they needed an opening act, Kid Cock was available. The stadium was only a third full when he played, with a Confederate flag behind him he sang/rapped songs about his cock, flipped the bird repeatedly (all his CDs and/or Cd trays have that gesture) and made a total douchebag of himself. He brayed that he wanted all the woman on the stage with HIM (so they'd suck his dick). His swag booths had T-shirts and trench coats stating on the back, 'U NEVER MET A MOTHER FUCKER QUITE LIKE ME'. He shames himself worse than any critic ever could. Kid Cock refers himself by the ugliest epithet in the American + Canadian English lexicon, he calls himself a MOTHERFUCKER. HE said it, not me.

2. Lewis is always bragging about his dick, running his mouth about others by calling them 'virgins' whether they are or not. always bragging about the 'pussy' he gets yet he has five kids from various women, spreads the clap around and talks about nothing but sex. He's a Kid Cock and a fan of Kid Rock and his juvenile music. He supports Trump too.

3. Look at Richard wearing that Kid Cock shirt. He's calling himself a MOTHERFUCKER! Hey, you! Yes, you! You stupid MOTHERFUCKER! You know what you are, you white trailer trash Trump-loving Kid Cock fan! MOTHERFUCKER!!! HAHAHA!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 4, 2021
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corona kids

The Generation of kids that were born following the 2020 Covid-19 quarantine.
by Kahnqueror March 21, 2020
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philadelphia kid

The act of taking the smegma off of ones uncirqued penile member and spreading it onto a bagel, only to feed it to their partner.
by Poopyjoe December 30, 2013
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Stray Kids

Stray Kids or SKZ are an eight member group that consists of

Bang Chan aka Bang Christopher Chan(october 3rd 1997)
Lee Know aka Lee Minho(october 25th 1998)
Changbin aka Seo Changbin(august 11th 1999)
Hyunjin aka Hwang Hyunjin(march 20th 2000)
HAN aka Han Jisung(september 14th 2000)
Felix aka Lee Felix Yongbok(september 15th 2000)
Seungmin aka Kim Seungmin(september 22nd 2000)
I.N aka Yang Jeongin(february 8th 2001)
They debuted on March 25th 2018 with the song District 9
Their fandom name is STAY

They are a bunch of dorks
They have their own animates animal characters called SKZOO
-Hey did you eat the chromatica cookies?
-Of coure i did i am a huge Stray Kids stan
-Oh we are both STAYs niceee
by simpforfelix February 25, 2021
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Smitty Kid

A young male (usually high school age) who is an excellent student and a very likeable, friendly guy. Usually late and very rowdy in class. Teachers don't know how to handle Smitty Kids because they are good students, but they are constantly trying to persuade the teacher into letting them do group work with their large circle of friends (Note: Only one Smitty Kid per group of friends). Smitty Kids love to laugh, but may get out of hand if their pride is not chequed.
Oh man, that Smitty Kid is so cool and popular!
Did you see the swag on that Smitty Kid yesterday?
Man, that Smitty Kid is really getting on her nerves!
by Pastel 11 June 3, 2012
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Fat kid

that one kid who buys gummy pencils,and usually carries 7 big macs in his pockets
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fat kid
by manwhoenjoyslife June 2, 2018
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Karate Kidding

Waxing on and off in public places.
What is he doing?

I think.. He's Karate Kidding.

That's legal?

No...but he sure can wax the hell out of whatever he's waxing
by Shakeshisspear January 1, 2011
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