fortnite

a dead game from 2019

dave: do you play fortnite?
jack: no its dead

by my opinion > your opinion January 11, 2022

Fortnite

A game where 9 year olds risk getting in big trouble for staying up past their bed time of 7pm to play this game and try and get that "victory royal".
Causes: autism
Symptoms: very toxic, addiction,loss of friends and girlfriends

Prevention: abortion

Theres a kid there I'll take the high ground. I'm cracking up some 90s, headshot, I'm downed hes 1hp. How you bot you suck at fortnite. 1 v1 me you noob.

by Matty135749 August 10, 2020

FoRtNiTe

gay

hey he plays fortnite he must be gay

by anonymous October 19, 2020

fortnite

A Game that kids play and cause parents to lose their minds and money on it

Mom: GET OFF FORTNITE!
Son: Let me finish my game and can I buy v-bucks

by RJKS May 22, 2018

Fortnite

A game where in the first five minutes of playing you instantly have serve autism

The worst decision in my life was playing fortnite

by 123absea May 6, 2018

fortnite

a game thats pretty fun

FOrTnItEs GaY someone says and i say that's great to hear your thoughts but maybe i enjoy the game and i think its fun so let me play what makes me happy

by Fortnite September 14, 2020

Fortnite

The cause of ligma.

it is said that for every fortnite account that is made, the user gets ligma, therefore the user loses his girlfriend, job and house, other symptoms are extreme laziness and antisocial behavior, so as you see, this game is more dangerous than you think, People are still working on a cure, but it turns out the disease is unstoppable after the patient has played one or more round(s) of fortnite unless their mom forbids them to play it.

Stay Safe and get ROBLOX instead.

BREAKING NEWS: Ligma epidemy increased severely since end 2017, Breakup rate increased by 97,2% among gamers. Homelessness levels among gamers increased 162,9% among gamers too. laziness has also increased. Fortnite is still not banned.

by that fucking degenerate weeb August 20, 2018