emo week

When a website crashes, usually due to owner neglect. Named after an infamous non-event on popular British web comic Dog Egg, where the writer lost track of episodes during a series of emo related episodes due to be released during 'emo week'. The site spectacularly crashed and has never been fixed properly; Dog Egg even missed his 200th episode anniversary due to this fault.

Dave: Just checked that website and I'm getting php error messages ALL OVER IT.
Simon: Dear dear... All gone a bit emo week, hasn't it?

Mark: Holy christ update your website before it all goes emo week!
Adam: I can't be bothered...

by Rift Wolf December 1, 2006

emo kid

self obsessed, narrow minded, extremely vain individual who acts deppressed but is secretly fine, whines about everything, follows the crowd, is a whore, dresses like all other "emo kids", tries to be deep and meaningful but comes out with bullshit, follows the crowd, has no grasp of the meaning "orginallity" or "individualism"

many emo kids : .look.on.myspace.com.

by mr sir May 29, 2005

emo kid

Someone who is in touch with all of his/her emotions EXCEPT for the emotion that comes from listening to GOOD music.

The emo kid locked himself in a closet and cried all night, because the music he listened to that evening was bad enough to make someone on their honeymoon want to jump off the hotel balcony.

by P.A. May 14, 2005

emo retard

Someone who thinks the definition of emo is "People who cut themselves" and are too stupid to realize that emo is short for emotional and not everybody that is emotional cuts themselves.

Guy 1: Dude he cuts himself
Guy 2: What a freakin' emo
Guy 1: Hey man, don't be an emo retard, thats not cool

Example 2

Guy 1: Have you seen the movie Titanic?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that movies so emo

by zeldas12 December 20, 2009

emo theory

The Theory that you don't have to dress in all black to be emo, you just have to be gay.

The emo theory has as much truth to it as the law of gravity.

by sirdukealot August 19, 2007

emo dance

A dance similar to the cabbage patch, only you never move your elbows from your sides. Only followed by the word "Elliot", and may not be done to music.

by Tweet October 23, 2003

Emo kid

A crybaby

Dude, I just told Jake to shut up and he started crying about everybody being mean to him. What an emo kid!!

by The Yellow Dart March 9, 2004