douche

is a person who is an buthole.

you are a douche.

by hype beats October 29, 2018

Douche Canoe

A person, usually male, who you wish would row, row, row the fuck away from you.

OMG he is being so obnoxious for no reason, like first he is all nice and I think we will be friends, but now he is just being a douche canoe.

by adidasDUDE August 30, 2025

Douche Troll

A very particular type of a gay man.

I don't like that guy, I only go for douche trolls.

by twatwaffle1 December 13, 2010

Douche Dick

A male driver that can’t drive.

Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.

by drappel August 15, 2020

douche

Daniel

Daniel is a douche

by BigDog69420 September 6, 2018

douche fart

Anyone with the first name of Jadon

That Jadon is such a douche fart

by B_Van May 13, 2018

douche mammal

a drunk douchebag friend who every times he starts drinking and he wont stop until he kisses and hugs the toilet.

who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.

hey tom stop being sucha a douche mammal your mother hates you. and you friends think you an idiot

by JTHxxxGFH November 28, 2009