then the dog came in

The scariest way to end any horror story. The scariest fucking cliffhanger in every horror story ever.

Dumbass: Hey wanna hear a horror story?
Smartass: Sure!
Dumbass: One time during 3 AM, a guy was sleeping... Then the dog came in.
Smartass: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 13, 2023

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Dog Dickin’

When you ain’t worth a fuck at pouring concrete you get accused of dog dickin’ around.

“Aye James said get that mud down and quit dog dickin’.

by Slab Man October 16, 2023

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Melon Dog(Noun) is a term used to refer to sexually aggressive women who will usually resort to sexual assault for gratification.

Melon Dog(Verb) is a term used to describe the sexual action of stimulating a man's prostate while giving them a handjob as the dominant partner.

"Cindy is such a Melon Dog, I heard she melon-dogged James till he cried."

"...Why are you in my house-"

by That Random Black Guy With VRS October 28, 2023

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DOG NUGGETS

most people have dogs, china has nuggets

the ching chong ate a dog nuggets

by k754a December 14, 2022

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L Dog

Laney Noonan. I moran girl that is fucking midget. she hates greaseballs and hates bitches. sucks dick at COD. people call her L Dog because Laney has to take a shit outside like a dog.

chris- L dog is the same size as a sex doll
Laney- shut the fuck up you man whore

by anal porn lover December 21, 2022

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