cock splicer

You know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is retarded? The 'obviously jealous of your manhood' type = Cock-Splicer/Cock Splicer/CockSplicer

That Jared sure is being a little cock splicer again isn't he?

by MrRickSpert September 17, 2016

cock bath

The act of cleaning your genitals in a bathroom sink (or any type of sink), after participating in a sexually activity. This activity could include masturbation as well as any other form of sex. The sink is filled with warm soapy water for which you are to dip your member for cleaning (tippy toes may be required for men of height less than 5'9). A cock bath is ideal in situations where you have no time or ability to take a full shower but require clean genitalia.

This method avoids the painstakingly long task of an actual shower, while still achieving a clean scent free genital area.

As I was leaving my side bitches house and heading for home I took a quick cock bath to avoid detection by my girlfriend.

by tndo February 19, 2015

alligator cock

Alligator with a giant penis

I love alligator cock

by Cock_sniffer November 24, 2021

Cock screen

When 5 guys simultaneously Cock block you in formation.

He walked over to the hot babe but was Cock screened by her body guards.

by ENN_LLR_LISTEN June 28, 2011

cock lounging

When you're out with the boys and it's time to crack open a cold one and respect women.

Ben calls Daniel and asks if he's up for cock lounging
Daniel replies with, "I can't wait to respect women with the boys."

by Gaylee July 3, 2017

Cock Junky

An individual whose obsession with cock is a mania and/or uses cock as a recreational tool. Cock junkies usually are female, bulemic and have daddy issues. Therefore the cock is used as a way to get male attention. However instead of loving and care, the cock junky is getting attention via cock. Cock Junkies sometimes travel in small packs consisting of a lead girl who is of great wealth and expresses it through her exterior dress and foul/transparent attitude, a less attractive female who either has acne, braces or has mysterious lumps in her pants, and an unattractive and brainless blonde. Cock junkies can usually be found roaming the halls of large malls and flirting with men that are twice their age.

Detective 1 "Gina is a cock junky, she slept with old man Wilson and Joey McKay in the same night."

Detective 2 "Hot damn"

by Cocksandwichez August 28, 2010

spazz cock

The flapping motion of your cock as your coming.

Ah man! I was in the middle of sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and spazz cocked all over here when I just wanted a break.

by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017