Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.

Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS

by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

roman tool box

When you are having anal sex, and you pull out while continuing to hold it open with your fingers while simultaneously inserting your nuts into the asshole and letting it close shut

Mary was surprised when Joe pulled his penis out of her ass, but was pleasantly surprised when she figured out it was only a roman tool box

by Fridays1 February 24, 2017

georgia juice box

When you piss into a vagina and fuck it. Counterpart to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

So I was at the bar, right? And ya know I wasn't trying to break the seal, and I met this girl with a golden shower fetish and I was like yo- I can do ya one better! And then I have her the old fashioned Georgia Juice Box! She squirted my piss everywhere!!!

by SpicyFajita January 29, 2017

Vietnamese Hot Box

When a partner is preforming felacio or cunnilingus, before the recipient climaxes, he or she turns around and passes gas into the mouth of his of her partner. Vietnam has nothing to do with this act.

I gave Karen the old Vietnamese Hot Box last night. She puked.

by MWade893 November 30, 2014

tiny box tim

Markiplier's little biscuit

I wanna buy a tiny house for tiny box tim to live in just an itty bitty one it would be adorable

by darkclaw wolfgod June 4, 2021

Pizza box thing

Buy pizza, eat pizza, cut ass shaped hole in pizza box, put ass in hole, shut lid, get bird to open lid and eat ass

Hey wanna do pizza box thing?

Yea sounds good

by Jwils96 March 25, 2019

boom box bitch

Someone with a very average knowledge and and understanding of songs and musical terms but is always the one playing the music. This person is fine until you encounter his control over the music on multiple occasions. He would play the same songs and name the genre pretending to have a deep understanding.

Johno is such a boom box bitch. His plaist consists of 10 songs but he always insists on playing his music when we meet up. He also pretends to know his stuff about music but he actually doesn't know anything.

by kivifr April 3, 2016