Chooch Bag

Someone who tries way to hard at all times of their life especially at sports, in which their an above average athlete at best. And they can not take a joke. They usually spend absurd amounts of time with Sprute Sacs doing who knows what.

Dude, quit being such a Chooch Bag. Your such a queer!

by Buck Bob March 21, 2010

douche bag

Someone who has absolutely no idea that they are a total and complete 100% douche bag.

Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire."

John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"

by Nick Lupo April 7, 2008

ho bags

a group of horney sluts,

dude, i just fucked 9 ho bags

by screwster May 14, 2005

gag bagged

When you put your whole nut sack in someone's mouth and make them gag on on it, normally done as a sexual act - sometimes used as a prank when another person falls asleep with there mouth wide open.

Tom -"Ya yesterday when I was leaving your house your sister had her mouth wide open so I gag bagged her, she was so pissed."

Willie - "dude what the fuck"

by Rusty-rod September 25, 2017

bag blastin

when you have and overly saggy nutsack and you can hold it in yer hands like a waist belt and slap people in the face with yer nutz. kinda like teabagging but you run up and blast them in the face with yer ball bag

guy 1: we should do some serious bag blastin at this party tonight...
Guy 2: fuck yea, some chicks are gonna get bag blasted for sure!

by mrcreeper April 17, 2009

glory bag

Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.

dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!

by squatchwatch November 29, 2011

Show bag

Australian Slang for a person whos full of shit.

Ahh Shut up yer fucken Show bag.

by Matoman February 19, 2017