Seljan moment

When seljan does seljan things

I’m seljan. Sumqayit. Seljan moment

by Headache2601 July 3, 2021

michi moment

a michi moment is when you do something dumb or stupid.

“I CLOSED ACCIDENTALLY ATE MY FISH”
“that is such a michi moment.”

by nagitos_sock July 7, 2021

Panda Moment

That moment when everyone can easily tell what the next step is, likely in the game, and your mind goes blank and leads to frustration which is heightened by the knowledge that you are the only one that doesn't see the answer.

You are playing a game and the only object in the room is a ladder. You get confused and start asking where to go next when it is clear that there is a single, well-defined option. Once you figure it out, you decree it as a panda moment.

by wakingforest July 7, 2021

Bruh Moment

A brief and sudden moment in time that requires a "Bruh".

The fact that you had to look up the definition of a bruh moment deserves a Bruh Moment.

by Dixon Mayasse July 9, 2021

Bruh Moment

A brief and sudden moment in time that requires a "Bruh".

The fact that you had to look up the definition of a bruh moment unironically is in itself a Bruh Moment.

by Dixon Mayasse July 9, 2021

Tourette's Moment

A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others

"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"

by facibus October 25, 2012

Money Moment

1. n. A moment in which you come up with a brilliant idea that will make you millions of dollars.
2. n. A moment that is worth a lot of money.

1. "Carl, I just had a money moment! Put a doughnut INSIDE the sausage bacon and egg McMuffin. WE WILL MAKE MILLIONS!"
2. "OH MY GOSH I just found a $100 bill on the ground! What a Money Moment!"

by iheartmygoatluna September 8, 2013