Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

Poop-id Shuffle

When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet

Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?

by BDJ Ferda August 7, 2020

go poop in their cheerios

seeking vengeance on an individual that disturbs your duties by not doing their own job.

Rhaman neglected to get milk for everyone to be able to eat breakfast the next day, so Jordan decided to go poop in their cheerios

by the pork puller August 24, 2011

Ohio Poop Rag

the Ohio Poop rag is when someone from Ohio can’t afford toilet paper, they use rags.

“yo this chick can’t afford toilet paper”
“that’s shitty, but she can use the Ohio Poop rag method”

by Dunkin’ March 9, 2023

fourth poop corn

The fourth cycle of poop that has corn in it. Not much nutrimental value left. Leads to dinge Foot. Dingy and grey in color.

After I had to waffle Stomp my fourth poop corn I developed dinge foot.

by csevengo February 17, 2021

poop shnozzle

cocaine in poop form

I rolled up a fatty of poop shnozzle.

by Derek Byrne March 15, 2009

hotel poop

The moment of bliss after you release the poop you have been storing the whole car trip.

Man 1-Dude my hotel poop was great last night.

Man 2- How long was your car ride?

Man 1- 6 hours.

Man 2-Dude, nice.

by comethruclutch December 12, 2013