Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.

"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"

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pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease July 25, 2008

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When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow

Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.

by BrickleBerry October 03, 2022

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A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

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Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side

I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin

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Wet Meyer - A legit GIGA CHAD

by TheWiseMan32 May 29, 2023

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Straight guy : "Hey man you up for a wet toga?"

Gay guy: "What?"

by mickyknox69 May 27, 2018

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