Jack-In-The-Box

While one is having sexual intercourse with his girl and they are fucking but while his penis is in her he grabs the end of it and "shakes hands with mr. happy" until he climaxes.

Friend: "Hey man what did you do last night, you look exhausted"
You: "Oh well man, Jack-In-The-Box came pretty "handy" last night near the "end" of my session with my wife."

by Scott#@!@#! December 9, 2008

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Indiana boxing match

When two or more overweight people are participating in sex, the two slap their fat, saggy, tits onto each other as if they were boxing.

"Boy, last night was great. After eating at McDonalds, Stacy And I fucked and we Indiana boxing matched each other. I won."

by blast attack August 20, 2016

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twelve rocks in a box

a jury. You, and eleven of your fellow citizens if you've ever served jury duty. Derogatory, may be used by defense or prosecution counsel if you came back with a verdict that went against them.

"The guy had a .15 BAC, hit a parked car, and puked on the officer, but those twelve rocks in a box came back with a "Not Guilty". Can you believe it? I need to do insurance law..."

by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

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When you eat so many buffalo wings that you begin to prairie dog out of your ass but cant get up because the booth is the only thing pushing it back in. Rather than hold it in, you shit yourself as quick as possible and then run out of the booth and jump in your car. Although, the comfort is short lived because the shit was actually diarrhea and you get cold in your car. This causes you to turn on the heat in your car, with all the diesel fumes coming it it causes you to puke, lose control of the wheel, hit a tree, fly through the window, and empty your colon due to your sudden death.

Jimmy just had a buffalo hot box last week, it's all over the news.

by Ghosty Gang April 21, 2018

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