by Cute.wittle.bun bun March 24, 2017
Get the tender lovings mug.I had to lay in the love puddle while we cuddled after sex.
We left a huge love puddle on the bed and went to shower.
We left a huge love puddle on the bed and went to shower.
by Andee Vaccum March 16, 2021
Get the Love puddle mug.Love pain is pretty simple it is love that is painful like love someone while they love another person
Nic: God I love Lexy Ennis but she loves A.
Aidan: Dude sounds to me like you got a bad case of Love Pain.
Nic: YeA guess I do but she is worth it she's my world , she's my LEXY!!!!!!!
Lexy beautiful
Aidan: Dude sounds to me like you got a bad case of Love Pain.
Nic: YeA guess I do but she is worth it she's my world , she's my LEXY!!!!!!!
Lexy beautiful
by NicoleIrishFloyd April 2, 2016
Get the love pain mug.'I might need some new gloves. I found mine in James' room and you know how he is with glove love.' - a parent who needs new gloves.
'Glove love!' - a sandpaper man celebrating being able to touch himself publicly thanks to his new gloves.
'Glove love!' - a sandpaper man celebrating being able to touch himself publicly thanks to his new gloves.
by TurnipChaser February 12, 2017
Get the Glove love mug.Drunken expressions of affection between new lovers when the normal English vocabulary can’t handle it.
by Mmmmcat January 19, 2019
Get the Love-like mug.(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
by Rick Roberson January 2, 2012
Get the love crater mug.someone attempting to steal your significant other in complete disregard for the mate via text messaging, facebooking, myspacing, and/or any other form of communication.
Police Officer-"Attention all units, we have a love burglar on the loose. He's terrorizing all relationships on this side of the mississip!!!."
Warning to Women-"Ladies, the love burglar is armed and dangerous with strategic entanglement in the form friendly gesturing via messaging. Stay behind closed phones and lock your gaydar in to place for these disrespectful nerdalerts."
Warning to Women-"Ladies, the love burglar is armed and dangerous with strategic entanglement in the form friendly gesturing via messaging. Stay behind closed phones and lock your gaydar in to place for these disrespectful nerdalerts."
by Erica'sboyfriend September 9, 2009
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