"Shit man, I never knew Ryan was such a Bush Blower! "
"I'd never be a bush blower, it's naked or pass for me."
"I'd never be a bush blower, it's naked or pass for me."
by Pphptcr55 December 26, 2019

by THE SHNAKEMAN May 24, 2023

When you’re in prison or jail volunteering on a forest fire and you meet up with your girlfriend in the middle of the forest for sex.
Joe: I arranged a bush meet for tomorrow!
Rick: I’m jealous. I’ll be breathing in smoke and fighting flames.
Rick: I’m jealous. I’ll be breathing in smoke and fighting flames.
by sergi0 April 27, 2024

A fucking pervert who somehow became a president. His name should be George P. W. Bush, “P” standing for Pervert. George’s hobbies include commuting war crimes, stalking little kids, touching women’s tits, cheating on his wife, and creating failed abortions like George Walker Bush, who would go on to do 9/11. The “HW” in PbHW82, HW bush is a example of a failed parent and disgusting human.
This following story (as well as all of my other stories) are PARODIES. I do NOT condone 9/11, pedophillia, or terrorism at all. Rest in peace to those who were killed that day and praise the brave heros that tried to save lives amidst the chaos. Anyhow let’s carry on:
The morning is September 11, 2001 New York City. Two metal beasts com tumbling down BOOM! In a fire ball. Meanwhile two flights go mysteriously missing. What could it be? Well, turns out it was a revenge plot because George H. W. Bush could not touch a random stranger’s tits. His son, George Walker Bush wanted to make up for this. Hence, he ordered 2 airplanes to do a spectacular demolition on the twin towers. George Pervert Walker Bush enjoyed the show. Hence praising the bush administration.
The morning is September 11, 2001 New York City. Two metal beasts com tumbling down BOOM! In a fire ball. Meanwhile two flights go mysteriously missing. What could it be? Well, turns out it was a revenge plot because George H. W. Bush could not touch a random stranger’s tits. His son, George Walker Bush wanted to make up for this. Hence, he ordered 2 airplanes to do a spectacular demolition on the twin towers. George Pervert Walker Bush enjoyed the show. Hence praising the bush administration.
by FugginPARODYbro July 3, 2025

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.
Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
by Tracey the Unicorn November 9, 2017

by Alprazo November 11, 2017

by slappinsativa March 3, 2020
