by Twin07 July 17, 2021
Get the Old man nipples mug.A group of guys that call themselves the band only one of them has played an instrument though
They act like a bunch of frat boys at the age of 40
They do 40 year old things to like playing golf
They act like a bunch of frat boys at the age of 40
They do 40 year old things to like playing golf
Hey what did the 40 yr old frat do
They got black out drunk while golfing and then grilled out steaks forgot everything the next day
Oh OK I guess this is their normal Saturday thing
Yeah
They got black out drunk while golfing and then grilled out steaks forgot everything the next day
Oh OK I guess this is their normal Saturday thing
Yeah
by Frat boy Chad July 21, 2021
Get the 40 yr old frat mug.Walking by the store on 18th St: I’m running low bro I only got $100 left.
Friend: (looks in the store) that’s a doley old goofy let’s hit him for all the 30’s then bend the block
Friend: (looks in the store) that’s a doley old goofy let’s hit him for all the 30’s then bend the block
by Dixk August 5, 2021
Get the Doley Old Goofy mug.Back in the day before pornographic content was banned from tumblr there was the greatest porn of all time. Anyone who‘s gen z, kinky and has parental issues was most likely raised by it. The content on tumblr majorly differed from other platforms as it offered a lot more for the bdsm community. The comfort that one can get from a bdsm relationship lured in tons of teens. Besides that the platform was full of posts supporting anorexia and self harm which it why even though it may have seemed comforting it most likely damaged you.
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
example 1:
person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”
person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”
by owotills February 16, 2022
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by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022
Get the old babymaker mug.1. People who was held back to many times in a garde they are to old her grade school at all
2. A old person that Does know about today
2. A old person that Does know about today
by 459395 March 3, 2022
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Probably starting to grow grey hair and probably are cutting it short or long idk
Could be a milf? lol
Stirling u cunt ur a 45 year old women lmao
Yeah so you look like a 45 year old women LOL
Probably starting to grow grey hair and probably are cutting it short or long idk
Could be a milf? lol
Stirling u cunt ur a 45 year old women lmao
Yeah so you look like a 45 year old women LOL
by Benderboy9000 May 15, 2021
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