Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021

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oh boy what flavor

You search this up because you know the muffin song.

Dad: I baked you a pie
Kid: oh boy, what flavour
Dad: PIE, PIE, PIE
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad
Kid: Why did you make me this way? Why, why--
Hungry: I'M hungry. You locked me in the basement for years.
Dad: Oh, sh--
Kid: What the fu--
Kid: "oh boy what flavor? DEATH, DEATH, DEATH"

by RandomBoredPerson uwu April 22, 2024

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oh my long days

An exclamation used to express exhaustion, disbelief, or overwhelming drama in a situation; especially when something feels like it's dragging on forever or just emotionally intense. It's a mix of “oh my god” and “what a long day,” but with extra flair.

“Bro, I just got off a 12-hour shift, spilled coffee on myself, and missed the last bus home... oh my long days.”

“You’re telling me she showed up late, cried, and then left with her ex? Oh my LONG days!”

“These group projects in college got me saying oh my long days every other hour.”

by tiredoflongdays July 25, 2025

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