Ayub is dead ):

Ayub was driving and then a police officer pulled him over, ayub got pushed to the car, and he bended over so he could get handcuffed. All of a sudden, Ayub felt his pants being pulled down. And he felt something going inside of his stomach. Later was Ayub shot dead and killed, the weapon was penis and the shooting bullets was cum.

Me: Hey hows Ayub doing?

Policeman that cummed on him: Ayub is dead ):

by Ayub's father May 19, 2022

Dead

When your being very serious ! used on the east-coast mainly

“ i dead don’t see what’s funny”
“ you being deadass”
“ i’m being dead serious”

by __sosokayy November 8, 2018

D.I.E...DEAD

When you're trying to spell and can't, and you say DIE DEAD.

Im "D.I.E...DEAD", my husband got HIV.

by LoGic FCMS September 12, 2020

Dead Boyfriend

noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.

“celebrating 5 years with derek!!”

“who?”
“exactly”
i love my dead boyfriend

by luckydamutt January 15, 2024

Dead Earthworm

A penis that won’t become erect during sex no matter how hard you try.

Me and Brenda tried to do it last night, but I couldn’t get hard because I found out I have a dead earthworm

by CaptainPete2024 January 10, 2024

dead dog

dog thats dead. what more do i need to explain?

"hey bro what do you call a dog that has passed away?" "dead dog"

by brizotv January 22, 2022

Dead-nutzed

Dead-on: extremely accurate, precise; exact, direct;
On the nut: amount of money required for a venture;

Your wedge to the green was Dead-nutzed at the flag.
noun & adjective

by PolkaCity December 31, 2024