milking the tree

Another name for handjobs named after the African milk tree

“Did you get lucky?”
“No but she was milking the tree!”

by Beaniebeanbeanbeab October 1, 2020

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milk maid

A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".

I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

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Shadow Milk Cookie R34

This really sucks, so you shouldn't watch it.

A porn image of a popular character from Cookie Run kingdom. Mostly depicted male.

Guy1: "Bro this content is lit!!
Guy2:"bro sybau stop watching shadow milk cookie r34"

by roodsterbequiem May 4, 2025

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The fanfic was first published in February 2011 on swirlshakeitup's Livejournal. Infamous in 2011 - 2014, it was Brendon giving Ryan a milk enema. It eventually started to be picked up by other fandoms and used as copypastas just replacing their names (most popular being Smosh, Dan & Phil, MCR etc.) Because of numerous instances of the fic being copied, the author took the original down in December 2012.

"I just realized it's been 12 years since the milk fic came out."

"WHY would you remind me of that?"

by aariana November 26, 2023

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