Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018

Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018

Hot Dragon

Noun: A male shaped phallic object leaving a menstruating vagina.

Jill sucked Jack's hot dragon after they rode the crimson tide.

Jack's dick looked like a hot dragon when he pulled out.

by HotSauceCovered June 16, 2018

White dragon

When your mother watches the never ending story with the neighbour and they keep laughing about falkor after

Falkor the white dragon

by Cilantro hand dispenser June 27, 2018

Food Dragon

When you eat food that hasn't cooled yet so point your head in the air, open your mouth and breathe. The heat and smoke coming out resembles that of an angered dragon.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy. He forgot to blow on his food.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a Food Dragon

by xXMethluvrXx March 3, 2018

White Dragon

A dragon who drinks milk in the land of dank memes.

"Is that my boi?"
"Naw, that's my White Dragon."

by Draguinny July 4, 2018

spicy dragon

When you're cutting up a bunch of spicy peppers and accidentally touch your junk before washing your hands.

Alternatively, if a woman does the same to a man while giving a hand job.

I gave myself a spicy dragon after making my famous Camarones a la Diabla.

Juanita makes some great Chile rellenos, but last time she gave me the spicy dragon afterward! I had to soak my Willie in milk for an hour!

by m0nk3ym0k3 July 20, 2018