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Blue Dog

slang for a police officer, less controversial than calling them pigs, but holds more disdain than just calling them a cop.
"blue" from the color of their uniform, "dog" for several reasons, including their use of drug sniffing dogs and police dogs, they are expected to follow orders, they can be violent, sniffing their noses in people's business, etc. etc.
A: man some blue dog pointed a gun at my brother just cause he was walkin around his own neighborhood!

A: hey man how's it goin? you get any trouble from blue dogs lately?
B: nah man, there's nothin on me for those hounds to sniff out anyway
by tuffluck April 17, 2020
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Aqua Dog

When you’re dedicating in a body of water and the fecal mater becomes so long that it becomes a tail floating on the surface of the water while still being connected to your anus
Verb: Man, Richard sure had quite the aqua dog at the pool yesterday.

Predicate noun: You’re being such an aqua dog!
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Dog Slave

A term used in olden times to represent that the person this term is being used on is a dog; of little importance and is also a slave; a person who is also a slave.
Sharkqueshadevonhumon III: DOG SLAVE!

Joe Mama: I am indeed a dog slave for I have sinned. Please grant me the pleasantries of death and make it quick as to get rid of a nuisance to society.
by zxa lol March 6, 2021
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Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”
by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018
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Dog Lady

Like a cat lady, but with dogs instead.
That woman with 50 greyhounds down the street is a real dog lady
by nb2021 December 22, 2020
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Dog Dickin’

When you ain’t worth a fuck at pouring concrete you get accused of dog dickin’ around.
“Aye James said get that mud down and quit dog dickin’.
by Slab Man October 16, 2023
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Dog park

Dog Park is a place where you take a legged pooch to.
Dog parks are only for 4 legged pooches. Keep the two legged one in the car.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 7, 2020
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